the pikachu
     mindless card games
     too many damn critters
     given over 1000 kids seizures!
     pocket pickachu virtual pet
     all the human characters
     the pikachu
     preps who talk about the show
     Japs are taking over the U.S. with it
     that talking cat
    really bad lipsinking
     gotta catch em all is oh satan backwards
     Ash looks like Dave Mirra
     Poka-land looks like Canada
     genetic clone nurses
     5 back rounds, 100 episodes
     3 plots, 100 episodes
     hats, shirts, lunch boxes
     Books, stickers, underwear
     Games for most system
     Pikachu spaghettios
     2 ft critters, 2 in. pokaballs
     no cars
     worse animation then South park
     whats next, ice breathing slugs?
     THE PIKACHU!!!!!
     shows no sign of stopping
     people are getting dumber
     THE ##$%@!!#7%$#%^ $$#$& $%3@!# PICKACHU
     Pikachu Halloween costumes
   your not gonna believe this, they now have pokemon sorry game
    YTV is mauling us with that crap!
    thank god pokemon isn't in real life
PIKACHU!
    my teachers even like that shit!
    don't you just hate crash, pisty, and block?
    if you like it, itl be all you can think about!

explaining the pokemon

1)top 10 reasons why ash is b.s.

10)his pikabrat
9) his dorky friends
8)never catches a pokemon
7)never beats team f**ket once and 4 all
6)his gloves are the girl gay color
5) wears cool clothing and still is a dork
4)the damn lines in his face
3) glad I don't have a mother like his
2) gary's better
1) the fact he NEVER defends 4 himself!

2)the pokemon have no shit\piss holes. if they dont evecerate waste in 4 days, they will implode!

3) the pokeballs- they are insanity! no air vents\holes! and no toilets " well the pokemon cant take a dump, but anywho" and can't have any food to eat! suppose you catch a pokemon say, the size of a ***king baseball court!!!!!!!
you cram a pokemon thats 5 meters in a 5 inch pokeball, its not possible! so thats money down da crapper

4)

gone fishin...