j.r:deathmatch time!
goombette: in the greener's bar... i mean corner. is the impaler, the master of swordsis link!

j.r: and in the red corner its the master plumber, the jumpmiesterMARIO!
goombette:this match will kick ass. this will determine nintendo's hero!
j.r:but i think link is a pussy. he uses an acuall sword to defeat his apponents. oh hell with it. START KILLING EACH OTHER




goombette:yep....
j.r:too much arcade


goombette:that has to be from marvel vs capcom.
goombette:fruit jar... heheh, i thought it was fruitcake

j.r:JESUS CHRIST! he blew a chunk out of mario's hand!


goombette:yep.....
j.r:he's pissed
j.r: ok can somebody tell me what the hell is going on?
goombette:this means a hyper attack in marvel vs capcom
j.r:damn... too much arcade

j.r:how can the fighters survive that in the game?
goombette:because its fiction numbnuts
goombette:game over....
j.r:yep. head back to the comics now