Yo mama's so
hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama's so hairy, if she
could fly she'd look like a magic carpet.
Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot
took a picture of her.
Yo mama's so hairy, she looks
like Bigfoot in a tank top.
Yo mama' so hairy, when she
goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers.
Yo mama's so hairy, when
she went to Remington and said "Shave this!" the salesman died laughing.
Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits
look like she has Don King in a headlock.
Yo mama's so hairy, Jane
Goodall follows her around.
Yo mama's so hairy, she looks
like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
Yo mama's so hairy, when
I took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage.
Yo mama's so hairy, she has
afros on her nipples.
Yo mama's so hairy, you almost
died of rug burn at birth.
Yo mama's so hairy, people
run up to her and say "Chewie, can I get your autograph?"
Yo mama's so hairy, she's
a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars.
Yo mama's so hairy, her breasts
look like coconuts.
Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves
with a weedwacker.
Yo mama's so hairy, she has
dreadlocks on her back.
Yo mama's so hairy, she got
a trim and lost 10 pounds.
Yo mama's so hairy, if I
shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.
Yo mama's so hairy, she spread
her legs and said, "We're going to Bush Gardens."
Yo mama's chest hair is so
long, its growing all the way down to her dick.
Yo mama's so hairy, she shaved
her ass and she disappeared.
