Yo mama's so
stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because
it said "concentrate".
Yo mama's so stupid, I put
a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.
Yo mama's so stupid, I asked
her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops
Yo mama's so stupid, she
put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does....
yield... mean?"
Yo mama's so stupid, she
broke her neck at a flashing red light.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
put on her glasses to watch 20/20.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
got stabbed in a shoot-out.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
took a knife to a drive-by shooting.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
failed a survey.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo mama's so stupid, I told
her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written
by Bart.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
gave birth to you.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building, but she got lost on
the way down.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale.
Yo mama's so stupid, when
the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any'
key.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Yo mama's so stupid, when
I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said "Cherry or grape?"
Yo mama's so stupid, she
sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager.
Yo mama's so stupid, when
I told her to squeal like a pig, she said "Moo!"
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw
her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank
a bottle of medicine and
forgot to shake it.
Yo mama's so stupid, her
latest invention was a glass hammer.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through
traffic.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
died from boiling water in the toaster.
Yo mama's so stupid, when
she locked her keys in the car, it took her all day to get Yo family out.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.
Yo mama's so stupid, when
she threw a grenade at me I pulled the pin and threw it back.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
took you to the drive-in to see "Closed for the season."
Yo mama's so stupid, when
she pulled into the drive-thru at McDonald's, she drove through the window.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food."
Yo mama's so stupid, she
got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
got shoved in an oven and froze to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
brought a cup to the movie "Juice."
Yo mama's so stupid, she
got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, when
your dad fucked her she said "Doesn't it go in my mouth?"
Yo mama's so stupid, she
leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
tried to put M&M's in order.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
peals M&M's to make chocolate chip cookies.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
uses Old Spice for cooking.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
threw a rock the ground and missed.
Yo mama's so stupid, her
breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
sat on the TV & watched the couch.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thought St. Ides was a Catholic church.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thought St. Ides was an island in the Caribbean.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo.
Yo mama's so stupid, the
first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw
her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was
doing, and she said sending a
voice mail.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she
tried to throw a bird off a cliff.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thought menopause was a button on the VCR.
Yo mama's so stupid, when
she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said "Hey
Boss, all the small one's are
gone."
Yo mama's so stupid, her
shirt says TGIF- tits go in first.
Yo mama's so stupid, her
shoes say TGIF- toes go in front.
Yo mama's so stupid, if brains
were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
Yo mama's so stupid, if brains
were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside
of a Froot Loop.
Yo mama's so stupid, when
they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper.
Yo mama's so stupid, when
I asked her if she wanted to play one on one, she said "Ok, but what's
the teams?"
Yo mama's so stupid, she
tried to melt squeeze Parkay.
Yo mama's so stupid, when
she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned
around and went home.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, I said
give me a quarterback and she gave me Dan Marino.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
was locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, if you
gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
ran outside with a purse because she heard there was change in the weather.
Yo mama's so stupid, they
had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
wouldn't know up from down if she had three guesses.
Yo mama's so stupid, when
her husband lost his marbles she bought him new ones.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thought the internet was something you catch fish with.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
tried to mail a letter with food stamps.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thought she could get food stamps at the post office.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
tried to drown herself in a carpool.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.
Yo mama's so stupid, when
the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and
a Coke."
Yo mama's so stupid, she
went to Burger King and thought she was a queen.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama's so stupid that
under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama's so stupid, she
cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
had Dan Quayle check her spelling.
Yo mama's so stupid, when
asked what a pronoun was, she said a noun that gets paid.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thinks socialism means partying!
Yo mama's so stupid, she
tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so stupid, when
asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F, and sometimes Wednesday
too."
Yo mama's so stupid, when
she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she
put "O.K."
Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom
of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.
Yo mama's so stupid, you
can tell when she's used the computer because there's White Out all over
the screen.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
got a part time job painting skittles.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thinks stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the bix.
Yo mama's so stupid, you
can make her eyes twinkle by shining light in her ears.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes
her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so stupid, when
she went by the YMCA she said "Hey, they spelled MACY's wrong."
Yo mama's so stupid, on her
job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
asked for a price check at the dollar store.
Yo mama's so stupid, when
she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like this... Vroom, Screech,
Vroom, Screech.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes
her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo mama's so stupid, if she
spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
Yo mama's so stupid when
she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levis?"
Yo mama's so stupid, she
jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
said "what's that letter after x" and I said Y she said "Cause I wanna
know".
Yo mama's so stupid, she
took lessons for a player piano.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
stands up on an empty bus.
Yo mama's so stupid, the
bitch snuck on the bus and paid to get off.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
studied for a blood test and failed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button
in "9-1-1"
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
tried to insult you and started with "Yo mama's..."
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thought meow mix was a record for cats.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thought she needed a token to get on soul train.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
invented a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama's so stupid, when
I asked her about X-Men she said "Sure, there's Harry my first baby daddy,
Willy the guy I see on
Thursdays..."
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thought the board of education was a piece of wood.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thinks Wu-Tang is an orange flavored drink.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
ran out of gas leaving Texaco.
Yo mama's so stupid, her
idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
sold the house to pay the mortgage.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
Yo mama's so stupid, when
she saw a "Wrong Way" sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thought asphalt was a skin disease.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.
Yo mama's so stupid, when
she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got
16 friends.
Yo mama's so stupid, when
your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
married Yo daddy.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
gave your uncle a blowjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo mama's so stupid, when
she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
got fired from a blow-job.
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw
her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
Yo mama's so stupid, I taught
her how to do the running man and I haven't seen the bitch since.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a clean glass.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
put a peephole in a glass door.
Yo mama's so stupid, when
someone said "Take the trash out," she moved.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
used a vibrator for an egg beater.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
wiped her ass before she took a shit.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
asked you "What is the number for 911".
Yo mama's so stupid, she
tried to steal a free sample.
Yo mama's so stupid, I told
her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thinks Trak Auto is where you get hair weaves for your car.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
got shot running the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
Yo mama's so stupid, she
put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
put on a coat to chew winterfresh gum.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
got on her knees to drink her "Nehi" peach drink.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
thought Thiland was a men's clothing store.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama's so stupid, when
she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
ordered her sushi well done.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
fell up the stairs.
Yo mama's so stupid, she
went on Double Dare and when they asked her name she said "I think I'll
take the physical challenge."