Yo mama's so short, I'm nuts over her.
Yo mama's so short, she has to cuff her underwear.
Yo mama's so short, she can play handball on the
curb.
Yo mama's so short, when I was dissin' her she
tried to jump kick me in the ankle.
Yo mama's so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes
them.
Yo mama's so short, she can do push-ups under the
door.
Yo mama's so short, she does pull-ups on a staple.
Yo mama's so short, she can limbo under the door.
Yo mama's so short, when she sneezes, she hits
her head on the floor.
Yo mama's so short, she poses for trophies.
Yo mama's so short, Bushwick Bill be slam dunkin'
on her.
Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing
her legs.
Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and eat
off a nickel.
Yo mama's so short, she broke her leg jumping off
the toilet.
Yo mama's so short, she be jumping off curbs talkin'
bout "Weeee!"
Yo mama's so short, she has to get a running start
to get up on the toilet.
Yo mama's so short, she can do backflips under
the bed.
Yo mama's so short, she needs a ladder to pick
up a dime.
Yo mama's so short, she can hang glide on a Dorito.
Yo mama's so short, her best friend is an ant.
Yo mama's so short, her homies are the Keebler
Elfs.
Yo mama's so short, she uses a condom for a sleeping
bag.
Yo mama's so short, she can suck my dick standing
up.
Yo mama's so short, she can surf on a popsicle
stick.
Yo mama's so short, she doesn't have legs, she
has feet growing out her ass.
Yo mama's so short, she had to stand on three phonebooks
to blow yo dad.
Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her
driver's license.
Yo mama's so short, you can see her whole body
on her driver's license.
Yo mama's so short, she can take a bath in a thimble.
Yo mama's so short, she tried to commit suicide
with a pin.
Yo mama's so short, she's a teller at a piggy bank.
Yo mama's so short, she's afraid to get off the
carpet alone.
Yo mama's so short, she has to reach up to tie
her shoes.
im outta here
