Yo mama's so skinny, I could
blind-fold her with dental floss.
Yo mama's so skinny, her
nipples touch.
Yo mama's so skinny, she
turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo mama's so skinny, she
looks like a mic stand.
Yo mama's so skinny, if she
had a sesame seed on her head, she'd look like a push pin.
Yo mama's so skinny, if she
turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper.
Yo mama's so skinny, when
she wore her yellow dress, she looked like a #2 pencil.
Yo mama's so skinny, she
can see out the peephole with both eyes.
Yo mama's so skinny, she
can dodge rain drops.
Yo mama's so skinny, she
only has one stripe on her pajamas.
Yo mama's so skinny, she
has to wear skis in the shower.
Yo mama's so skinny, she
has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Yo mama's so skinny, when
she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain.
Yo mama's so shinny, she
had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.
Yo mama's so skinny, I gave
her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma.
Yo mama's so skinny, if she
had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
Yo mama's so skinny, she
can hula hoop in a fruit loop.
Yo mama's so skinny, her
pants have one belt loop.
Yo mama's so skinny, you
can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.
Yo mama's so skinny, if she
had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
Yo mama's so skinny, instead
of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.
Yo mama's so skinny, her
bra fits better backward.
Yo mama's so skinny, she
swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama's so skinny, she
uses Chapstick for deodorant.
Yo mama's so skinny, she
uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo mama's so skinny and flat,
she's the only woman in the world with two backs.
Yo mama's so skinny, she
inspires crack whores to diet.
