Yo mama's so ugly, well..
look at you!
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks
like you.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could
only be Yo mama.
Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed
"Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama's so ugly, they push
her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she
joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama's so ugly, when she
looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she
looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back shaking it's head.
Yo mama's so ugly, when the
terminator said "I'll be back" he left running.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth
certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks
like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks
like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks
like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a track cleat.
Yo mama's so ugly, she's
uugly. I had to add another u `cause u is ugly too!
Yo mama's so ugly, her mom
had to be drunk to breastfeed her.
Yo mama's so ugly, it looks
like she's been bobbing for french fries.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the
elephant man paid to see her.
Yo mama's so ugly, when your
dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo mama's so ugly, she couldn't
get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons.
Yo mama's so ugly, her face
is closed on weekends!
Yo mama's so ugly, she could
scare the flies off a shit wagon.
Yo mama's so ugly, the last
time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.
Yo mama's so ugly, we put
her in the kennel when we go on vacation.
Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow
quit.
Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow
ran away from her.
Yo mama's so ugly, people
at the circus pay money not to see her.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she
gets up, the sun goes down.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks
like she got hit with a bag of "What the fuck?!?!"
Yo mama's so ugly, when she
moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains.
Yo mama's so ugly, roaches
go "Hi mom!"
Yo mama's so ugly, she hurt
my feelings.
Yo mama's so ugly, Rice Krispies
won't talk to her.
Yo mama's so ugly, she'd
scare the monster out of Loch Ness.
Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow
cries at night.
Yo mama's so ugly, instead
of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
Yo mama's so ugly, people
make jokes about her.
Yo mama's so ugly, I can't
even make a joke out of it.
Yo mama's so ugly, she climbed
the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step.
Yo mama's so ugly, Yo daddy
tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
Yo mama's so ugly, she didn't
get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log.
Yo mama's so ugly, she didn't
get hit with the ugly stick, she ran through the whole damn forest.
Yo mama's so ugly, they rub
tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.
Yo mama's so ugly, bitch
looks like she was hit by the whole damn ugly tree!
Yo mama's so ugly, her mama
had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama's so ugly, she tied
a pork chop around her neck and the dog still wouldn't play with her.
Yo mama's so ugly, my dog
took one look at her and ran away.
Yo mama's so ugly, she makes
blind children cry.
Yo mama's so ugly, the kids
call her Lassie and feed the bitch dog biscuits.
Yo mama's so ugly, her picture
is on the inside of a Roach Motel.
Yo mama's so ugly, people
hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen.
Yo mama's so ugly, I took
her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo mama's so ugly, I took
her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
Yo mama's so ugly, I took
her to the zoo and the monkeys said "Damn, how'd you get out so fast."
Yo mama's so ugly, even the
tide won't come back in.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the
tide won't take her out.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she
went to Taco Bell they said "There's nothing ordinary about it!"
Yo mama's so ugly, when she
went camping, the park ranger was like "Hey Yogi!"
Yo mama's so ugly, when she
went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
Yo mama's so ugly, people
go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama's so ugly, I can
fuck her in any position and its still doggy style.
Yo mama's so ugly, she can
look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked
out the window and the police fined her for mooning.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has
7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror.
Yo mama's so ugly, she can't
even bare the thought of fucking herself.
Yo mama's so ugly, I have
to watch your sister undress just to calm down.
Yo mama's so ugly, if she
was a flavor da bitch would be oogalicious.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she
takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
Yo mama's so ugly, Medusa
is jealous.
Yo mama's so ugly, it looks
like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she
cries, tears run down the back of her neck.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could
be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
Yo mama's so ugly, she uses
her face for birth control.
Yo mama's so ugly, she practices
birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo mama's so ugly, the Pro-Lifers
would make an exception in her case.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she
got in the tub, the water jumped out.
Yo mama's so ugly, they put
her face on a poster for abstinence.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has
to creep up on her makeup.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has
to creep up on water to get a drink.
Yo mama's so ugly, when I
took her to a haunted house she came out with a paycheck.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could
scare the chrome off a bumper!
Yo mama's so ugly, she could
scare the moss off a rock!
Yo mama's so ugly, she could
scare Cujo off a meat truck.
Yo mama's so ugly, it looks
like she got hit with a hot sack of nickels.
Yo mama's so ugly, her dentist
treats her by mail-order.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has
to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she
masterbates she gets arrested for cruelty to animals.
Yo mama's so ugly, she makes
onions cry.
Yo mama's so ugly, she scares
roaches away.
Yo mama's so ugly, she's
never seen herself 'cause the mirrors keep breaking.
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw
a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.
Yo mama's so ugly, that if
ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama's so ugly, that if
ugly were bricks she'd be building a highrise.
Yo mama's so ugly, that if
ugly were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team.
Yo mama's so ugly, she gets
364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama's so ugly, it makes
me wish birth control is retroactive.
Yo mama's so ugly, Yo father
takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye.
Yo mama's so ugly, when Yo
father is having sex with her he puts two bags on her head in case one
of them breaks.
Yo mama's so ugly, Yo father's
breath smells like shit 'cause he'd rather kiss her ass.
Yo mama's so ugly, just after
she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes,
let's go bury it."
Yo mama's so ugly, when she
goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she
was born, they named her "Damn!"
Yo mama's so ugly, when she
was born, the doctor slapped her and her parents.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she
was born the doctor smacked everyone.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she
was born the doctor looked at her ass, then her face, and said "Twins!"
Yo mama's so ugly, when she
was born the doctor smacked her face.
Yo mama's so ugly, the doctor
is still smacking her ass.
Yo mama's so ugly, she pretends
SHE's someone else when she's having sex.
Yo mama's so ugly, even Bill
Clinton wouldn't sleep with her.
Yo mama's so ugly, she got
a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Yo mama's so ugly, your real
pops could only be a fuckin' dog.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she
was born, the doctor smacked the wrong end.
Yo mama's so ugly, the government
moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama's so ugly, the last
time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.
Yo mama's so ugly, the psychiatrist
makes her lie face down.
Yo mama's so ugly, when two
guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape" and they yelled "NO!"
Yo mama's so ugly, she was
a guard for Castle Greyskull.
Yo mama’s so ugly, that if
ugly were a crime, she’d get the electric chair.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has
to get the baby drunk to breast feed it.
Yo mama's so ugly, she scared
the stitches off Frankenstein.
Yo mama's so ugly, they didn't
give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama's so ugly, they know
what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock!
Yo mama's so ugly, if you
looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it.
Yo mama's so ugly, they pay
her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama's so ugly, they put
her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she
passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she
was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo mama's so ugly, if she
was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she
walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she
walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she
was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she
was born, her mama saw the afterbirth and said "Twins."
Yo mama's so ugly, she gives
Freddy Kreuger nightmares.
Yo mama's so ugly, even a
blind man wouldn't have sex with her.
Yo mama's so ugly, Yo dad
first met her at the pound.
Yo mama's so ugly, you could
stick her face in dough and make monster cookies.
Yo mama's so ugly and fat,
Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant.
Yo mama's so damn ugly and
desperate, she did Winnie the Pooh and Tiger too.
Yo mama's such an ugly bitch,
she has a sign in her yard that says "Beware of Dog."
Yo mama was such an ugly
baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo mama's so ugly, she can
stand on the front porch and count the chickens in the back.
When Yo mama was born they
had to take her out of the trash can cause doctor said "Throw this shit
away!"
Yo mama's so ugly, when I
last saw a mouth like hers, it had a hook in it.
